James Chapman-Kelly

James Chapman-Kelly: August 14 2008

WE'Re awash with ABBA mania at the moment. Their records are being re-issued. A blockbuster film is raking it in - 'Mama Mia' - and all is well with the ABBA money making machine. Makes you want to walk the streets singing the immortal words: "Monet, Monet, Monet. Must be funny. In the rich man's world. Monet, Monet, Monet. Always sunny. In the rich man's world."

Some of our more observant readers will be saying to themselves. "You don't spell 'Money' like that! 'Monet' was a painter. A famous artist." And, dear reader, you would be right, but I wrote Monet and I mean Monet.


 

James Chapman-Kelly - August 7 2008

LET’S start this week with a question. What is it that big boys DON’T do?

James Chapman-Kelly - July 31 2008

THEY reckoned the shouting and screaming could be heard for miles, so imagine what it sounded like to me as I heard the distraught shrieks of a weepy female resonating between the houses around the back gardens. "Pussy, pussy! Oh my God. Help me. Somebody please help."

 

James Chapman-Kelly - July 24 2008

I'VE got a bee in my bonnet and it’s got to come out! Our rulers have come up with a new way to get everybody back into work. Seems that anybody who has been signed off as being incapable of work will soon be made to earn their keep because the rulers (of whatever political colour) will find work for them under the assumption that everybody is capable of something.

James Chapman-Kelly - July 17 2008

MANY years ago I was in a bar in downtown Marseilles in the south of France. In those days parts of Marseilles were places of lawlessness, danger and excitement.

 

 

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