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1. James Chapman-Kelly - May 15 2008
South Manchester Reporter, Thursday 15 May 2008IN HOSPITAL you get to hear horrendous tales from doctors and nurses and also some really funny ones. A psychiatric nurse told me the following about Jim and Mary.
2. James Chapman-Kelly - May 1 2008
South Manchester Reporter, Thursday 1 May 2008IT'S amazing just what you can buy on the internet nowadays. Try this one from the 'Used Nappy Company'. One mothercare shaped terry nappy suitable for a child from birth to potty. Now I know how old someone is at birth but aged 'potty' could be anything!
3. James Chapman-Kelly - April 24 2008
South Manchester Reporter, Thursday 24 April 2008DO THESE lines by singer/songwriter Tim Hardin ring any bells with you? "If I was a carpenter, and you were a lady. Would you marry me anyway, would you have my baby?" A variation on the words would go something like this: "If I were a smoker and a heroin taker. Would you let me have it anyway, thank you Mr. Jailer?"
4. James Chapman-Kelly - April 17 2008
South Manchester Reporter, Thursday 17 April 2008PICTURE this: a man is lying on a bunk in a prison cell in a windswept village. He's looking scared, battered, bruised.
5. James Chapman-Kelly - 10 April 2008
South Manchester Reporter, Thursday 10 April 2008I WAS at Wythenshawe Hospital this week for a pre-op discussion. This means a long chat with the surgeon (who actually re-scheduled his day so as to see little old me!), and various tests undertaken to ascertain an individual's chances of surviving the trauma of having the body sliced open and worked on.
6. April 3 2008
South Manchester Reporter, Thursday 3 April 2008WE ARE hurtling backwards at such a speed that I am beginning to despair. Can nobody see the doomsday scenarios we are having thrust upon us a by an unthinking grossly inept set of local and national leaders?
7. March 20 2008
South Manchester Reporter, Thursday 20 March 2008WHEN Prince Harry had photographs taken of him visiting the 'front-line' in a war zone I thought to myself, "So go on then, prove it".
8. March 13 2008
South Manchester Reporter, Thursday 13 March 2008HOW often have you gone upstairs, entered the bathroom, closed the door and settled down to do what comes naturally, when all of a sudden … the phone rings?
9. March 6 2008
South Manchester Reporter, Thursday 6 March 2008AS WE wonder around our very own little area of south Manchester we tend not to think of those who have gone before us. The stories, happenings and life of the people who frequented this area a hundred years ago: well here is a little snapshot into the, trials and tribulations of our ancestors from this very week in 1908.
10. February 28 2008
South Manchester Reporter, Thursday 28 February 2008TO SOME people, being even slightly 'famous' is synonymous with happiness. I don't subscribe to this view.