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1. James Chapman-Kelly: August 14 2008
South Manchester Reporter, Thursday 14 August 2008WE'Re awash with ABBA mania at the moment. Their records are being re-issued. A blockbuster film is raking it in - 'Mama Mia' - and all is well with the ABBA money making machine. Makes you want to walk the streets singing the immortal words: "Monet, Monet, Monet. Must be funny. In the rich man's world. Monet, Monet, Monet. Always sunny. In the rich man's world."
2. James Chapman-Kelly - August 7 2008
South Manchester Reporter, Thursday 7 August 2008LET’S start this week with a question. What is it that big boys DON’T do?
3. James Chapman-Kelly - July 31 2008
South Manchester Reporter, Thursday 31 July 2008THEY reckoned the shouting and screaming could be heard for miles, so imagine what it sounded like to me as I heard the distraught shrieks of a weepy female resonating between the houses around the back gardens. "Pussy, pussy! Oh my God. Help me. Somebody please help."
4. James Chapman-Kelly - July 24 2008
South Manchester Reporter, Thursday 24 July 2008I'VE got a bee in my bonnet and it’s got to come out! Our rulers have come up with a new way to get everybody back into work. Seems that anybody who has been signed off as being incapable of work will soon be made to earn their keep because the rulers (of whatever political colour) will find work for them under the assumption that everybody is capable of something.
5. James Chapman-Kelly - July 17 2008
South Manchester Reporter, Thursday 17 July 2008MANY years ago I was in a bar in downtown Marseilles in the south of France. In those days parts of Marseilles were places of lawlessness, danger and excitement.
6. James Chapman-Kelly - July 10 2008
South Manchester Reporter, Thursday 10 July 2008THE other day someone said to me: "What were you like as a child?"
7. James Chapman-Kelly - July 3 2008
South Manchester Reporter, Thursday 3 July 2008IF A person is stopped whilst driving their car home, or after a motor accident, then the powers- that-be have the right to test whether or not the driver was drunk by the use of a breathalyser machine.
8. James Chapman-Kelly - June 19 2008
South Manchester Reporter, Thursday 19 June 2008"I CAN'T do anything on my own now and I don’t know if I’m ever going to be able to walk again," said 89 year-old Francisca in the Reporter when talking about the brutal attack upon her by a complete stranger after she got off a bus in Fallowfield recently.
9. James Chapman-Kelly - June 12 2008
South Manchester Reporter, Thursday 12 June 2008DOES size matter? Or is it simply the way it is used that counts? Certain things are different for women than they are for the male of the species. Isn’t that right ladies?
10. James Chapman-Kelly - June 5 2008
South Manchester Reporter, Thursday 5 June 2008THE British Isles seems to be in a mess at the moment.The banks and building societies have withdrawn everything except overdraft charges (they won’t lend to each other!) The Post Offices are shedding thousands of outlets in order to make the older generation fitter, leaner and meaner - makes them walk further you see.