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21. James Chapman-Kelly - July 10 2008

South Manchester Reporter, Thursday 10 July 2008
THE other day someone said to me: "What were you like as a child?"

22. James Chapman-Kelly - July 3 2008

South Manchester Reporter, Thursday 3 July 2008
IF A person is stopped whilst driving their car home, or after a motor accident, then the powers- that-be have the right to test whether or not the driver was drunk by the use of a breathalyser machine.

23. James Chapman-Kelly - June 19 2008

South Manchester Reporter, Thursday 19 June 2008
"I CAN'T do anything on my own now and I don’t know if I’m ever going to be able to walk again," said 89 year-old Francisca in the Reporter when talking about the brutal attack upon her by a complete stranger after she got off a bus in Fallowfield recently.

24. James Chapman-Kelly - June 12 2008

South Manchester Reporter, Thursday 12 June 2008
DOES size matter? Or is it simply the way it is used that counts? Certain things are different for women than they are for the male of the species. Isn’t that right ladies?

25. James Chapman-Kelly - June 5 2008

South Manchester Reporter, Thursday 5 June 2008
THE British Isles seems to be in a mess at the moment.The banks and building societies have withdrawn everything except overdraft charges (they won’t lend to each other!) The Post Offices are shedding thousands of outlets in order to make the older generation fitter, leaner and meaner - makes them walk further you see.

26. James Chapman-Kelly - May 29 2008

South Manchester Reporter, Thursday 29 May 2008
BEEN on holiday for a while. Just a little trip to Hellenbach. Its not a major holiday resort, more a place of re-evaluation, re-assessment, a place to mull over beliefs and pre-conceived ideas. A place of change.

27. James Chapman-Kelly - May 15 2008

South Manchester Reporter, Thursday 15 May 2008
IN HOSPITAL you get to hear horrendous tales from doctors and nurses and also some really funny ones. A psychiatric nurse told me the following about Jim and Mary.

28. James Chapman-Kelly - May 8 2008

South Manchester Reporter, Thursday 8 May 2008
AS YOU read this I will be languishing at one of Her Majesty's institutions. No, not prison, although there is a semblance of being caught and confined, but in a place that is, allegedly, run by Her Majesty's Government. I am referring of course to hospital.

29. James Chapman-Kelly - May 1 2008

South Manchester Reporter, Thursday 1 May 2008
IT'S amazing just what you can buy on the internet nowadays. Try this one from the 'Used Nappy Company'. One mothercare shaped terry nappy suitable for a child from birth to potty. Now I know how old someone is at birth but aged 'potty' could be anything!

30. James Chapman-Kelly - April 24 2008

South Manchester Reporter, Thursday 24 April 2008
DO THESE lines by singer/songwriter Tim Hardin ring any bells with you? "If I was a carpenter, and you were a lady. Would you marry me anyway, would you have my baby?" A variation on the words would go something like this: "If I were a smoker and a heroin taker. Would you let me have it anyway, thank you Mr. Jailer?"
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