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1. April 26 2007
South Manchester Reporter, Thursday 26 April 2007THE simplest form of robot I ever came across was a Moulinex Electric Mixer, which could turn out a great cake mix in the wink of an eye. Reminds me of a certain cake that when eaten can cause pain, sadness, heartache and great suffering. Can't remember what variety it was though. Got it now: wedding cake!
2. April 26 2007
South Manchester Reporter, Thursday 26 April 2007IT IS precisely fifty 'Chewing It Over' columns ago that I first ranted about stray apostrophes - and while I know that most of the signs for 'CD's', 'MOT's', and 'coffee and tea's' are for the most part just saddening for the eye, I have reason to be grateful for the grammatical poverty of our great nation.
3. April 19 2007
South Manchester Reporter, Thursday 19 April 2007OUR esteemed Chief Constable, Michael Todd is on record as stating that kids who wear body armour and carry guns are not intrinsically bad people, they are just a little sad.
4. April 12 2007
South Manchester Reporter, Thursday 12 April 2007I'VE ONLY just realised how representative of local life our wonderful South Manchester Reporter really is.
5. April 12 2007
South Manchester Reporter, Thursday 12 April 2007BY THE time this is read, Didsbury's beloved Didsbury Village Store (known to many as the Village Saver) will be within a length of masking tape and a bottle of Windolene from closing its popular doors, and - so I'm told - Barnardo's will be preparing to open them again in this very central village location.
6. April 5 2007
South Manchester Reporter, Thursday 5 April 2007A GUY had a go at me last week. He reckons I'm a grumpy person who fails to see the humorous side of life. Me, grumpy? Me? The original Mr Happy? Well, a quick trawl through this week's news would make anybody fail to see the funny side of life.
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